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Trying to buy a pet for the kids

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 23, 2021 11:46 am

I've been trying to buy my kids a pet, but ask the girls in the pet shop to look at their puppies and before you know it
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you're on the sex offenders register.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Trying to buy a pet for the kids

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:00 am

:lol:
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