I got called into school by my 8-year old's teacher. When I got there I found myself in a room with him and the headmaster.
"We asked the class to draw something that they liked to do with their parents, and Tom drew this," he said, sliding a piece of paper towards me.
My blood ran cold as I looked at the picture. Despite the childish depiction, there was no doubting what the drawing was showing.
"Look," I stammered, "It was only the one time and I can assure you that it won't happen again."
"It's a little late for that don't you think?" remarked the headmaster, "I think this is a clear case of child abuse."
"OK, OK! So I