Sad guy

[rebbonk]

There's a sad old guy who lives near me, who doesn't look after himself properly.

Every day he goes to the corner shop and buys 2 bottles of cheap whisky and a packet of Wotsits.

I saw him a few days ago, he's started to turn a horrible orangey-yellow colour.

A salutary tale -

Spoiler:

leave those Wotsits alone!