Think before you speak - Smutty

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Think before you speak - Smutty

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:25 am

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about the illegal cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock?'

All the men stood up.

'No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up !

'No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?'
Spoiler:
Sixteen altar boys and two trainee priests stood up
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Re: Think before you speak - Smutty

Postby dutchman » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:48 am

:funny: That's so good I just had to email it to a friend! :rolling:
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Re: Think before you speak - Smutty

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:54 am

Glad you liked it.

I'm not quite sure just how far I dare push the bounds as this is a public forum.....but we'll see. ;)
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