Hitman

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Hitman

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:49 am

A guy hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 years,

The hitman says, "All it will take is a bullet just under her left breast"

The man says,
Spoiler:
"I want her dead not kneecapped!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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