Living will

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Living will

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:22 am

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
Spoiler:
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

The little :censored: .
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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