A kid walks into a bank...
He's crying his eyes out. He says "I'd like to pay million pounds into my account please" and carries on crying.
The cashier - baffled - says "You've just made a million pounds and you're crying your eyes out. What could have possibly happened to make you so miserable?"
He says:
The cashier - baffled - says "You've just made a million pounds and you're crying your eyes out. What could have possibly happened to make you so miserable?"
He says:
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