Can I predict the winner?

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Can I predict the winner?

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:23 pm

Sunday. Euro 2020 cup final. England's gladiators will face off against descendants of the Romans in the modern-day Colosseum.

Town squares in Britain and piazzas in Italy with fill with hopeful faces. In stadia in both countries, football fans will rub shoulders with fellow football fans in trepidation as they watch the big screen. Families, friends and neighbours will come together to enjoy the spectacle. At cafes, pubs and bars in both countries, expectant fans will scream at TV screens. One country will celebrate through drink, the other will drown their sorrows in the bottle.

Who will win; Can England triumph over Italy or will Rome finally subdue the Saxons?
England Italy, Italy England?

To me, there is already an obvious winner.

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