Lady of the house

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Lady of the house

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:07 am

The 'Lady of the House' was very upset about being confronted and asked for a pay raise by the maid her husband recently hired.

'Now Martha, why do you expect me to give you a wage increase - what have you done to deserve it?'

Martha calmly replied: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I deserve an increase. First, I iron better than you.'

The Lady quickly replied: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Martha answered: 'The Master said so.'

Madam: 'Oh, and the second reason is.?'

Martha added: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Madam retorted: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Again Martha replied: 'The Master said so.'

Madam answered dryly: 'Oh,' as she quickly grasped the situation.

Then Martha brought out the Big Gun: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Madam (now very upset and having drawn the obvious conclusion) tried to beat her to the punch and snapped back: 'Did the Master tell you THAT too?'

Without batting an eye, Martha politely replied: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE PAY RISE
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