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How to live a long life...

PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2021 12:47 pm
by rebbonk
THE SECRETS TO A LONG LIFE:

1. No smoking
2. No alcohol
3. No drugs
4. No sex
5. Become a vegan
6. Consume less than 1000 calories a day

To be honest,
Spoiler:
you won't actually live any longer, it'll just seem like it.