Drunk in confessional

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Drunk in confessional

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:04 am

A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, enters a confessional booth, sits down and says nothing.

The priest hears him enter and waits to hear a confession.

After a minute of silence, the priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally the priest knocks on the wall.

"Ain't no use knockin',"mumbles the drunk,
Spoiler:
"There's no paper on this side either."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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