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Long and hard

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:49 pm
by rebbonk
I came home and said to my wife with a cheeky wink, “Want to see something long and hard? It will keep you going for hours?”

“Sure” came the reply with a lick of the lips.
Spoiler:
I handed her the guardian crossword and announced “Here, I’m off to the pub. Don’t wait up.”