Dying wife

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Dying wife

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 07, 2021 1:02 pm

As my wife lay dying the surgeon took me to one side,

"Your wife has one of the rarest blood groups known and as far as we know there is only one person on our records with a matching type. You. "

"Are you sure there is only me? " I asked.

"Yes. " replied the surgeon,

"you had me scared for a minute there, " I said,
Spoiler:
"I thought you were going to be able to save her."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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