Duffed up

[rebbonk]

I've just been duffed up by a big gang of rufty tuftys.

I was walking by them outside the pub, wearing my very tight leather shorts and one of them shouted to me, "Christ Almighty, how the hell do you get in them?"

I replied,

Spoiler:

"Buy me a sweet sherry Darling, that usually does the trick".