In bed with my best mate

[rebbonk]

Got home from work early and found the wife in bed with my best mate.

"Surprise!" She shouts, "I know you've always fantasized about a threesome! "

"I meant with another girl you daft bat!" I shook my head. "Now poor Dave's wasted his time coming all this way! Sorry about this mate... Put your clothes back on and I'll give you a lift home."