A bit later, I saw that she'd gone but there was a note left by my phone that said, "Hi. I saw you looking at me earlier. Here's my number if you want to give me call."
Astonishingly she'd signed the note "Horseface".
I was struck by the way she'd obviously come to terms with the fact that she wasn't attractive and admired her humour in adopting this nickname.
I messaged her on the number she'd given me saying, "Hi Horseface, I love to meet up just tell me the time and place."
I'd just hit the send button when my mate looked up and said, "Sh*t... You haven't replied to that have you?
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