COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Three Irishmen apply for jobs at a prestige building site, and the foreman says to the first one, right paddy this is a technical build going on here, and to get the job you have to pass an aptitude test, I want you to form a sentence with the word fascinate in it can you do that paddy?

So paddy says, "No sir I can't, but I'm real good on a pickaxe."

The foreman says, "I'm sorry paddy no job for you, send your mate in."

So Murph is asked the same question and says, "I can't form a sentence with the word fascinate in it, but I'm good on a shovel, me and paddy make a good team."

"Sorry Murph, no luck here, send the last one in."

So Seamus is asked the same question and he says, "YES I can--------------------------------------I've got a donkey jacket and I think it's great.