Having a pint
My dad took me to his local for a pint.
"What can I get you?" he asked.
"Just a diet coke for me dad," I replied.
He scowled at me, "I didn't bring you here to order a poof's drink!"
"Whatever," I smiled, "I'll have what you're having."
"That's more like it!" he beamed.
"What can I get you?" he asked.
"Just a diet coke for me dad," I replied.
He scowled at me, "I didn't bring you here to order a poof's drink!"
"Whatever," I smiled, "I'll have what you're having."
"That's more like it!" he beamed.
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