Fight!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:07 pmLadies and gentlemen, if there are any here, I now present the next fight.
In the blue corner I present the current ‘champion’ Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
In the green (with envy) corner we have Dominic McKenzie Cummings.
This is an unlimited fight, there are no rules or constraints on tactics. Sod the traditional two falls or a submission to determine the winner, it’s a fight to the political death.
Latest odds: Johnson 7/4, Cummings 4/3, MAD (mutually assured destruction) evens. Please place your bets now with the in-house turf accountant Dodgy Rishi.
In the blue corner I present the current ‘champion’ Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
In the green (with envy) corner we have Dominic McKenzie Cummings.
This is an unlimited fight, there are no rules or constraints on tactics. Sod the traditional two falls or a submission to determine the winner, it’s a fight to the political death.
Latest odds: Johnson 7/4, Cummings 4/3, MAD (mutually assured destruction) evens. Please place your bets now with the in-house turf accountant Dodgy Rishi.
