Gotta job

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Gotta job

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:16 pm

I've just applied for a job on the covid taskforce!

They asked me "what qualifications do you have"

I said, "well I'm a parent, which means I'm very good at treating people like children, and also getting them to believe in made up fairytales. I'm also trained in 1st aid so I'm very good at stitching people up"

I start tomorrow.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Gotta job

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:44 pm

:lol:
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