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Missing

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:14 pm

I saw on my hometown's Facebook page: 'Missing from the town centre area: our 3-year-old cat Tiddles (pictured). He is recently neutered, wears a collar with a bell to alert birds, and is on a vegan diet.'

I replied,
Spoiler:
'And you're surprised he b*ggered off?'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Missing

Postby dutchman » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:27 pm

:lol:
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