Quentin Crisp
Did you know that Quinten Crisp did Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, Ronnie Wood, and Bill Wyman. Yes, all red blooded hetrosexual males, but Quinten changed them all into a bunch of giggling bum bandits.
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