Talking parrot

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Talking parrot

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:15 pm

I used to have a parrot that talked.

It'd say "I can't believe it's not butter" and "You can't put a better bit of butter on your knife."

It didn't say
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it was hungry though so it died.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Talking parrot

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:17 pm

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