"Where the Hell have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said "I've been playing poker with some blokes".
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you" I said.
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Home late!
by rebbonk » Sat Apr 03, 2021 1:55 pm
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
"Where the Hell have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said "I've been playing poker with some blokes".
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you" I said.
"Where the Hell have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said "I've been playing poker with some blokes".
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you" I said.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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