Brummie abroad
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:42 amA Brummie got a job in Paris doin' God knows what.
After a couple of months, he walks into a brothel, drunk as a skunk, and asks for the manager.
An elderly prostitute walks up to him and says "Hello."
He pulls out 2,000 euro out of his pocket and says: "Madam, I would like to have a bowl of beans and the fattest ugliest woman that you have."
Madam says: "But sir, for this amount of cash you can have the best cognac and an ex-model."
Brummie says: "Madam,
After a couple of months, he walks into a brothel, drunk as a skunk, and asks for the manager.
An elderly prostitute walks up to him and says "Hello."
He pulls out 2,000 euro out of his pocket and says: "Madam, I would like to have a bowl of beans and the fattest ugliest woman that you have."
Madam says: "But sir, for this amount of cash you can have the best cognac and an ex-model."
Brummie says: "Madam,
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