When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.
So I decided I needed a passionate woman with a zest for life. I dated a passionate woman, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a woman with stability. I found a very stable woman but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a woman with some excitement.
I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction-less.
So I decided to find a woman with some ambition. I found a smart ambitious woman with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now looking for a woman
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