Whisky

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Whisky

Postby rebbonk » Sun Mar 07, 2021 2:30 pm

I walked into the house and said, "I'm having myself a "S*d off" whisky."

As she watched me pouring, my wife said, "That's an extremely large whisky! You do know that alcohol is bad for you, don't you? Anyway, why do you call it that?"

Spoiler:
"S*d off," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Whisky

Postby dutchman » Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:38 pm

:lol:
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