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Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:52 pm

A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?"

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"It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:44 pm

:-D
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Postby dutchman » Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:50 pm

:hysterical:
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