Little Red Riding Hood

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Little Red Riding Hood

Postby rebbonk » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:16 am

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

“My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

“My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf,” taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

Finally the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
Spoiler:
“Will you get lost? I’m trying to take a dump!”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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