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Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:31 pm

My boss said, "As part of our company policy, you have to take a drug test."

"B*gger off," I replied, "We both know you don't
Spoiler:
pay me enough to be able to afford drugs."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 13, 2021 4:47 pm

:-D
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Postby dutchman » Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:59 am

:lol:
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