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Casino

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 10, 2021 2:01 pm

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the casino. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked".

With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throws the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"

She looks on with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!" She embraces one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.

The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other. Eventually, one asks "Did you see what dice she rolled?"
Spoiler:
"I do not know, I thought you were watching!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Casino

Postby Melisandre » Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:37 pm

:lol:
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