Chinese takeaway

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Chinese takeaway

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:13 am

I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?"

I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."

So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour."

I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."

So then he says, "Tell me a joke, make me raff."

I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"

Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, "Wok! Wok!"

He said,
Spoiler:
"Who der?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Chinese takeaway

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:59 pm

:lol:
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Re: Chinese takeaway

Postby pollyanna » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:11 pm

:funny:
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