The Pope listens!

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The Pope listens!

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:19 am

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.

The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he could also bless gay people.

The Pope said, "Sure".

The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with,
Spoiler:
"Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini, et Tutti Fruiti."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The Pope listens!

Postby dutchman » Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:13 am

:lol:

I shouldn't have laughed at that really :oops:
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