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Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:50 pm

I opened the front door to the gas man.

He said "I need to take a reading "

I said "why are you so out of breath?"

He said
Spoiler:
"cos I've just done 100 meters"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Gas man

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jan 12, 2021 3:34 pm

:-D
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