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The pathologist who conducted the post-mortem examination on Iraq weapons expert David Kelly says it was a "textbook case" of suicide.



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I went up to the DJ in a club last night, to play a request.

"Excuse me mate could you play 'Textbook Suicide on the Dancefloor'"

He said, "Don't you mean 'Murder on the Dancefloor'?"


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BBC News: "Dr David Kelly's death was a 'textbook' suicide"

Well, he must have bought the book because, as we know,