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Flowers

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:09 pm

"I'm sorry for your loss," I said to the guy taking flowers into the funeral parlour.

"Thanks mate," he laughed, "but I'm just delivering for Interflora! "

"I know,
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but some b*st*rd has just stolen your van."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Flowers

Postby Melisandre » Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:40 pm

:lol:
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Re: Flowers

Postby dutchman » Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:41 pm

:lol:
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