Knock at the door
There was a knock on my door I answered it and a bloke was there holding a clipboard.
"Hello, " he said, "I'm from the BBC..."
"Stop right there, " I replied. "James, " I shouted to my eleven-year-old son,
"Hello, " he said, "I'm from the BBC..."
"Stop right there, " I replied. "James, " I shouted to my eleven-year-old son,
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