Beat the children
"What did you do today?," asked my wife.
"I beat the children," I replied.
"Why the hell did you do that?" she shouted.
"At a game," I explained.
"Oh, what game was that?" she asked.
"I beat the children," I replied.
"Why the hell did you do that?" she shouted.
"At a game," I explained.
"Oh, what game was that?" she asked.
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