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In the toilet (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:58 pm

I was standing in a public toilet doing what you do, when this big black geezer rushes in, unzips, flops this enormous *ahem* out and says "Phew! Just made it!"

I just stared and said, "Jesus!
Spoiler:
Could you make me one?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: In the toilet (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:41 pm

:lol:
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