Anything these days

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Anything these days

Postby rebbonk » Sat Dec 19, 2020 3:06 pm

"Anything these days," I told my son.

He frowned a little.

"What's that?" he asked.

"Anything these days," I said.

"Huh?" he asked.

"Anything these days," I said.

"I don't understand. Explain?" he asked.

"Anything these days," I said.

He sighed loudly.

"Are you crazy, dad?" he asked.

"Anything these days," I said.

"Dad, snap out of it. What's going on?" he asked.

"Anything these days," I said.

"Dad! Dad! Come on. Tell me what you mean?" he asked.

There was a pause.

"Anything these days," I continued.

At this point, he was enraged and yelled, "Jesus Christ, I've had enough of this nonsense. What on Earth are you doing? Have you lost your mind? Jees. You're driving me insane!"

There was a silence.

"This is the world we live in," I concluded.
Spoiler:
"You can't say anything these days without offending someone."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Anything these days

Postby Melisandre » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:20 pm

:lol:
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Re: Anything these days

Postby dutchman » Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:37 pm

:hysterical:
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