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Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:28 pm

Dear Father Christmas,

I'm writing to tell you that I've been very naughty this year and it was totally worth it.

Spoiler:
You fat, judgemental b@st@rd!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dear Santa

Postby Melisandre » Thu Dec 17, 2020 11:56 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dear Santa

Postby dutchman » Fri Dec 18, 2020 12:45 am

:lol:
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