Shopping

[rebbonk]

Went into the shop and bought 2sausage 2 rolls 6 eggs and a pint of milk.

The cashier looked at me and said 'single?'

I smiled and said, 'yes, how did you guess?'

She said,

Spoiler:

'cause you're a pig ugly b@st@rd'

[dutchman]

[Melisandre]