Shopping
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:08 pmI took my wife to the shops on. She was likely to be a couple of hours so I needed to occupy myself for a while.
So I parked up, and looking in the mirror saw one of the local prostitutes walking towards the car. Well, I thought, why not. A change is as good as a rest. Anyway, I knew her.
'Hi Gloria, how's business ?'
So-so, why, are you interested ?
'Maybe, what are you charging these days ?'
Well, Sid. Seeing it's you, £30 for a quickie in the car park.
'No thanks Gloria, I was thinking more like £5'.
Well you always were a skinflint. No way. See you around.
And she walked off.
Anyway, the wife returned with the shopping, and just as she was getting into the car, Gloria passed by and shouted
"Hey Rebby,
So I parked up, and looking in the mirror saw one of the local prostitutes walking towards the car. Well, I thought, why not. A change is as good as a rest. Anyway, I knew her.
'Hi Gloria, how's business ?'
So-so, why, are you interested ?
'Maybe, what are you charging these days ?'
Well, Sid. Seeing it's you, £30 for a quickie in the car park.
'No thanks Gloria, I was thinking more like £5'.
Well you always were a skinflint. No way. See you around.
And she walked off.
Anyway, the wife returned with the shopping, and just as she was getting into the car, Gloria passed by and shouted
"Hey Rebby,
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