Demon

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Demon

Postby rebbonk » Mon Nov 23, 2020 2:44 pm

Four years ago a demon took over my wife's body.

Whatever had taken over her frame was lying on my bed spewing out green and black bile, and the thing growled at me, "Well.... aren't you going to go get the priest to come try and do an exorcism ?"

"No...
Spoiler:
you're actually quite a bit more pleasant than what you've taken over."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Demon

Postby Melisandre » Mon Nov 23, 2020 2:55 pm

:lol:
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