Fortune teller

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Fortune teller

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 15, 2020 1:51 pm

"So, can you tell me when I'm going to die?" I asked the fortune teller.

"Yes," she replied, glancing nervously at her crystal ball.
Spoiler:
"Cash in advance, please."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Fortune teller

Postby Melisandre » Sun Nov 15, 2020 2:27 pm

:lol:
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Re: Fortune teller

Postby dutchman » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:21 pm

:lol:
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