I got lucky

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I got lucky

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:30 pm

I got a bird back to my place last night.

The next morning she woke me up, holding up a picture.

"Is this your wife?" she frowned.

"Yes, it is," I replied. "She passed away."

"How sad," she sighed. "How did your sons take it?"

"I haven't told them yet," I replied. "They stayed at their gran's last night."
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Re: I got lucky

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