Painting
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:26 pm
A rich woman wants to commission a well-renowned artist to paint a portrait of her. She arranges to meet with him to discuss terms.
She tells him "Money is no object, but I have only one condition. I want you to paint me in the nude".
This takes him a bit by surprise, as he is a married man "Uh, I apologise ma'am, but I don't think I can agree to that-"
"I'll pay you ten thousand dollars!" she interrupts him.
Again, he is taken aback and considers "Well... let me ask my wife first, and if she consents then we have a deal".
They agree and he goes home.
The next day, the artist returns. He gives the lady the verdict "All right, my wife says it is fine, but
She tells him "Money is no object, but I have only one condition. I want you to paint me in the nude".
This takes him a bit by surprise, as he is a married man "Uh, I apologise ma'am, but I don't think I can agree to that-"
"I'll pay you ten thousand dollars!" she interrupts him.
Again, he is taken aback and considers "Well... let me ask my wife first, and if she consents then we have a deal".
They agree and he goes home.
The next day, the artist returns. He gives the lady the verdict "All right, my wife says it is fine, but
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