(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)


Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:26 pm

A rich woman wants to commission a well-renowned artist to paint a portrait of her. She arranges to meet with him to discuss terms.

She tells him "Money is no object, but I have only one condition. I want you to paint me in the nude".

This takes him a bit by surprise, as he is a married man "Uh, I apologise ma'am, but I don't think I can agree to that-"

"I'll pay you ten thousand dollars!" she interrupts him.

Again, he is taken aback and considers "Well... let me ask my wife first, and if she consents then we have a deal".

They agree and he goes home.

The next day, the artist returns. He gives the lady the verdict "All right, my wife says it is fine, but
you'll have to let me keep my socks on so I have somewhere to wipe my brushes".
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Re: Painting

Postby Melisandre » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:28 pm

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