Speeding

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Speeding

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:25 pm

A tourist gets pulled over by a cop in Russia.

Cop: "You were speeding! I am going to confiscate your driver's license and I'm calling for a tow truck to take away your car".

Tourist: "But I need to get to the airport and the car is a rental!"

Cop: "I don't care".

Tourist: "Please be reasonable, you can't do this!"

Cop: "Well, you can file an appeal. Here write it on this paper, but it has to be in Russian".

Tourist: "But I don't know any Russian!"

Cop: "Not my problem".

The tourist takes the piece of paper and starts pacing around the car. In desperation, he takes a $50 bill out of his wallet, wraps it in the paper and hands it to the cop.

Cop:
Spoiler:
"I see you already wrote half of the appeal! And you said you didn't know any Russian!"
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Re: Speeding

Postby Melisandre » Wed Nov 04, 2020 3:27 pm

:lol:
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Re: Speeding

Postby dutchman » Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:38 pm

:lol:
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