(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)


Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 04, 2020 2:25 pm

A tourist gets pulled over by a cop in Russia.

Cop: "You were speeding! I am going to confiscate your driver's license and I'm calling for a tow truck to take away your car".

Tourist: "But I need to get to the airport and the car is a rental!"

Cop: "I don't care".

Tourist: "Please be reasonable, you can't do this!"

Cop: "Well, you can file an appeal. Here write it on this paper, but it has to be in Russian".

Tourist: "But I don't know any Russian!"

Cop: "Not my problem".

The tourist takes the piece of paper and starts pacing around the car. In desperation, he takes a $50 bill out of his wallet, wraps it in the paper and hands it to the cop.

"I see you already wrote half of the appeal! And you said you didn't know any Russian!"
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Re: Speeding

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Re: Speeding

Postby dutchman » Wed Nov 04, 2020 5:38 pm

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