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Connery gets an audition

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:41 am

Sean Connery's agent calls him up and says: "Sean, I've got you an audition tomorrow morning about 10ish"

To which Sean replies "Tennish?
Spoiler:
I don't even have a racquet"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Connery gets an audition

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:36 pm

I used to subscribe to a movie magazine based in France and their reviewers apparently found it hilarious the way Connery pronouces English :!:
Up until then I hadn't really noticed.
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